It Hurts to Be This Sexy 2004-02-29 | 2:46 p.m. Into the city plus Yesterday was city day. Spring day. Sleep late and get dressed up and buy a parasol. Good times, you know? I trained to the city with one of my First Years (Skirt Girl) and went all over SoHo looking for sexy cheap things. I had intended to buy a Peaches album but got sidetracked by two dollar copies of Barry Manilow and Cat Stevens' Greatest Hits, shiny plastic earrings, and the aforementioned parasol (red and black with off white petals swirling around. I need to use it in a burlesque act as soon as possible).
We ended up at teany, where there is, no lie, the Best Cheesecake Ever. And it's vegan. I mean, this is fuck your momma good cheesecake. And you get to drink tea with it and (maybe) have a vegan turkey club that will also rock your socks. Before all that there was also a great moment in Toys in Babeland (it's right next to teany) wherein I realized that I've seen the best lesbian BDSM porn they have (it is really good) and had my recommendations on hot dyke and trannie porn seconded by the lady who worked at the store. Yes, I did feel like a sex goddess, but it's mostly because I am.
Speaking of which, I kind of ended up having sex last night. Or not kind of, but really. As in here's me having sex. With Skirt Girl. It was a lot of fun, and really fabulously organic. We laughed a lot, and did some cuddly snuggling. I realized this morning that, though I slept with Shmohawk this summer, I hadn't actually done it to someone in a really long time.
In conclusion, I really love sex. Yes, it's an obvious thing to say, but I love having it affirmed on a regular basis. I mean really, give me all the girls to make out with and then have all the sex with. Just pass them over here. Seriously. I'm so good at that, and it's just so fun.
Today there is spring even if it's sort of overcast. The world is pink. I need to have more sex more often.
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