It Hurts to Be This Sexy 2004-04-14 | 9:32 p.m. Wherein I make an ass of myself in secret and then proclaim it to the world So I was in the bathroom at the library, my favorite one downstairs, when a charming little dyke comes into to wash her hands. Being the polite nerd that I am, I advance the paper towels for her and hold the door on the way out. And the whole time I'm thinking that she's really cute. But not really sure what to do about it. So I go upstairs and tell Poet Roommate and get really nervous, and I see her again but she's leaving and I totally had this moment where I was convinced that I simply had to go talk with her. So I ran out after her.
And introduced myself. And, within the course of three minutes, did the whole "I am a person who knows queers and must therefore be queer myself" thing (this is a holdover from the days when people didn't know I was a dyke, and it's pretty hard to break myself of the outing habit sometimes), and then said I might have recognized her from...yes...Friendster.
As if she wasn't bewildered enough just being around the campus of the beautiful people, in the weird library, eating her cookie.
I'd like to believe that she'll go home and tell her friends about me, or that she'll see me on campus next year (if I get a job here post-graduation) and remember that I am the weird girl who followed her from the bathroom. Well, not followed exactly. But damn close enough.
At least I make a cute ass out of myself, no?
**Hole Hearted**
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