It Hurts to Be This Sexy 2004-04-06 | 6:14 p.m. salty There is little to say except that Dan has just used me to further his own selfish friendstering needs. I plan on getting people to leave him testimonials saying he looks like Kevin Smith. Har de har, Frat Man. Har de har. Also, I ate the world's saltiest soup and feel like my face is going to implode. Ickers. I better not end up sick again.
Oh. And matzo ball soup tonight, my first ever. Brilliance.
Tomorrow I will be a Real Life Secretary, but will secretly be doing my thesis all morning long.
I am just so clever, right? Right.
**Smarts Tarts**
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