It Hurts to Be This Sexy
	2002-03-29 | 6:21 p.m. My life, in a nutshell
	Reader, it must be fate. Last night, whilst performimg some random search in this land of diaries, I stumbled across the diary of dharmaqueen, wherein I found the following lovely survey thing. Normally I would have just stuck it away in an email and sent it off to all the people who already know everything about me, but then today I found this diary as well, and decided this might be a lovely way for you, my ever-hungry readership, to devour more facts about me. Lucky you. 15 years ago I... 1. Was in the lowest reading group in first grade 2. Had a crush on a boy named Matt 3. Knew I wanted to be an artist 4. Wanted to take my first communion 5. Drew a picture of how "Mary said yes" with the word "yes" written all over the page, for which I received very high marks. 10 years ago I... 1. Got an F on a paper because it was too wrinkled 2. Got made fun of by my best friend 3. Was in the highest lit class in the sixth grade 4. Cheated on a test, and felt really bad about it 5. Thought I was fat. 5 years ago I... 1. Was VERY Catholic 2. Drove a blue 1985 Buick I called Punky 3. Had a crush on a boy named Daniel 4. Sang at every school mass 5. Wondered why I didn't get asked on dates. 2 years ago I... 1. Was tired of being a support system for all the troubled people in my life, though I kept doing it 2. Went to the best Indigo Girls show of my life 3. Got tired of my best friend, even though I still love her 4. Had a lot of drama in my life 5. Began to feel like I really was a funny, cool, wonderful girl. 1 year ago I... 1. Had my first acknowledged crush on a girl 2. Realized all the other crushes I had on girls throughout my life 3. Learned to be naked and love it 4. Realized I didn't want a relationship 5. Had a crush on a professor for the first time. Yesterday I... 1. Sang in my theatre class 2. Spent 3 hours in the art building 3. Ate dinner with marxwasright 4. Talked to my parents for a bit 5. Engaged in inane debate over man hours at my school. Today I... 1. Ate cafeteria lunch 2. Worked on my grad school apps 3. Told myself how cute I am, at least 50 trillion times 4. Picked up my senior pictures 5. Wore a tank top and let my hairy armpits be freeeeee. For once. Tomorrow I will... 1. Be at home 2. Drink at least a pot of tea, preferably jasmine pearl 3. Probably go see a band 4. Probably have a beer 5. Mail off my Sarah Lawrence app Five items I have brand loyalty to... 1. Cheerwine 2. Altoids (Wintergreen flavor) 3. Lane Bryant jeans 4. Dove soap 5. Hanover beans/chickpeas Five snacks I enjoy... 1. mmmmm, apples 2. Chik-Fil-A waffle fries 3. POP ICE (ahhhh) 4. Edy's Whole Fruits peach sorbet 5. hummus Five songs I know all the words to, even without the music.... 1. Pretty much any Indigo Girls song 2. As Cool As I Am by Dar Williams 3. Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves by Cher 4. Crazy by Patsy Cline 5. Drag King Bar by Bitch and Animal Five movies I know all the words to... 1. Orgasmo 2. The Princess Bride 3. Can't Hardly Wait (I feel guilty just writing that) 4. Breakfast Club 5. Rocky Horror Picture Show Five games I like... 1. Taboo 2. Trivial Pursuit 3. So and So (wherein you choose between kissing so and so or so and so. Deee-lightful.) 4. Truth or truth 5. Scrabble Five books that moved me... 1. Quintessence by Mary Daly 2. Three Guineas by Virginia Woolf 3. Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut 4. Like Water for Chocolate by Isabel Allende 5. Panda Bear's Paintbox (my favorite book as a child; it empowered me to get messy). Five albums that rocked my world... 1. Come on Now Social by The Indigo Girls 2. Swamp Ophelia by The Indigo Girls 3. The Green World by Dar Williams 4. Maybe You Should Drive by The Barenaked Ladies 5. Built Like That by Alix Olson Five things I can't live without... 1. Marxwasright and Girlfriend 2. Internet access/email 3. Colors 4. Water 5. Smart, sassy, fun women (and the occasional boy) Five things I would buy with a $1000... 1. Food. Lots of meals. Yes. 2. A plane ticket to someplace lovely 3. Alcohol for me and all my friends, and a bartender to make all our drinks very well 4. Sex toys, since I have none and want some 5. Books books books and a subscription to every cool magazine I can think of. My top five guilty pleasures... 1. Girlie magazines (but at least I make fun of them) 2. Online and on paper personality quizzes 3. Ice cream 4. Can't Hardly Wait (cheesy teen movie indulgence 5. Grabbing/slapping asses. So so wrong, yet so so right. Top five musicians lately (or who's in the CD player right now) 1. Kate Rusby 2. Indigo Girls 3. Ben Folds Five 4. Dar Williams 5. Small Potatoes Top five locations I'd like to run away to... 1. Chattanooga 2. Italy 3. Princeton (with my friend Erin) 4. Another planet, somewhere very undiscovered 5. England Five bad habits I have... 1. Messy messy messy 2. Night owl-ness 3. Procrastination 4. Spending money I shouldn't 5. Gossipiness. If only they'd stop doing stupid things, maybe I could stop talking about them. Five things I would never wear... 1. Anything that gave me camel toe 2. An entirely brown outfit 3. A tube top 4. The shirt of an emo band 5. Something that made me uncomfortable Five TV shows I like... 1. Simpsons 2. Trading Spaces (oh Genevieve, come make over my room, please please please) . Iron Chef 4. King of the Hill 5. Mork and Mindy (an old favorite from the Nick at Nite days. Le sigh.) Five places I'ved lived... 1. Chattanooga, TN 2. Rossville, GA 3. Macon, GA 4. The woods of Hart, MI (for one week) 5. Panama City Beach, FL (again for one week. I just haven't lived a lot of places.) Five best places I've seen sunsets... 1. Wesleyan College, walking back to my dorm last year 2. Hwy 75 (North), driving into Chattanooga--the sun setting behind the mountains 3. Asheville, NC (again the sun setting behind the mountains 4. Panama City Beach, FL 5. An airplane flying from Chicago to Atlanta. Probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life: Expansive, perfect, forever-long nothingness. Perfect end to a crappy day at the airport. That, it would seem, is all. It appears that I have updated today, so my previous entry (not the Links page, but the other one) was nothing but a lie. Forgive me. How was I to know? ~~Happiness pie, and Easter bunnies~~ The weather that ROARED - 2005-03-01 Enabler's Rag - 2005-02-15 Where in the world? - 2005-01-14 Where have all the rude boys gone? - 2005-01-04 quickly - 2004-11-21 <-- - -->	Last Next Newest Older Rings Pictures Links Profile Guestbook Email me Notes Diaryland Hate is Great

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